dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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