How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
