if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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