Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
