then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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