So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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