Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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