She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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