her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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