You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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