i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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