I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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