I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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