just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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