Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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