Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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