Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just threw up on my dentist
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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