school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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