She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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