I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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