stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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