My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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