i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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