tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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