i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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