I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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