oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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