Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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