I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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