would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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