apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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