There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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