HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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