In the future we'll all be gay
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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