my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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