dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Is Oprah even human
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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