So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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