Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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