well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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