high people should be assigned attendants
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Randomize