Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
