I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
