Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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