I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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