I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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