Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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