Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just puked most of my soul out..
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