Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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