do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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