I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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