That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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