wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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