just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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