I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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